Thursday, May 15, 2008

Ask the Big Cat

QUESTION FROM Scratch, Chicago IL
Dear Mr. BIG CAT: Why can’t cats fly?
Answer: That is quite possibly the dumbest question I have ever heard. I need a nap....

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Ask the Big Cat

QUESTION FROM F. T. Boone NC
Dear Mr. Cat: Why do cats act superior to everyone around them?
Answer: Maybe it’s because they ARE. Has that ever occurred to you. Is it me.....tell me it’s me?