Thursday, November 27, 2008

Big Brain Answers

Question from W. G. Paris, France
Dear Big Brain: How do birds know how to fly?
Answer: That's a very good question. Birds know how to fly because they take flying lessons. Shortly after they're born they take these lessons at a local community college. In addition, they seem to have wings which greatly assist in the process. Thanks and have a nice day.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Big Brain Answers

Question from K. A. Livingston, MO
Dear Mr.Big Brain: How did you get to be so smart?
Answer: Thanks for asking. The BIG BRAIN noticed from an early age that he was different from the other kids. He seemed to know things that others did not. He seemed to stand out from the crowd. At first, many were jealous of The BIG BRAIN but gradually he seemed to notice they embraced his knowledge. Of course not all did, as some, thought he was an idiot. But The BIG BRAIN persevered and became the enigma he is today. As to how The BIG BRAIN got to be so smart, it's very simple. He was born that way.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Big Brain Answers

Question from W. J. Boston, MA
Dear Big Brain: Where does rain come from and why is it wet?
Answer: Well, from The BIG BRAIN's observational research, rain seems to come from the sky. The BIG BRAIN has observed this on many occasions. The reason it's wet is because it's made of water. Thanks for your support and have a nice day.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Big Brain Answers

Question from H. R. Ashville, NC
Dear Big Brain: Why is it cold in Winter?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN believes it is cold in winter due to a basic lack of heat. For some unknown reason, the sun does not seem to be as hot and this causes some kind of bizarre chain reaction which results in everyone getting cold. The BIG BRAIN needs a hot bath. Have a nice day.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Big Brain Answers

Question from T. G. Washington DC
Dear Big Brain: How are fish able to breath under water?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN believes that fish actually can't breath under water and that they are just very good at holding their breath. They also seem to be very good swimmers and are apparently waterproof. Will wonders never cease. Thanks for your support.