Friday, August 29, 2008

Big Brain Answers

Question from T. J. Albany NY:
Dear BIG BRAIN: How many Stars are there?
Answer: There are a lot of stars. So many in fact, The BIG BRAIN chooses not put a precise number on it, but if The BIG BRAIN were asked to put a precise number on it he would say 219. Thanks for your support.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Big Brain Answers

Question from R. T. Dallas TX
Dear Mr. Fat Head: What makes you so smart?
Answer: I'm glad you asked. The BIG Brains wealth of knowledge is vast and beyond measure. Asking what makes The BIG BRAIN intelligent is like asking why the sky is blue. It just IS. By the way, don't ask The BIG BRAIN why the sky is blue. The BIG BRAIN obviously knows why but chooses not to answer at this time. Have a nice day.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Big Brain Answers

Question from B. L. Austin TX
Dear Big Brain: Speaking of Sky, just how big is the sky?
Answer: I'm glad you asked, the sky is very big, so big, in fact, that The BIG BRAIN again chooses not to answer as to not confuse people with the detail required in giving such a complex answer. Thanks.