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Question from D. G. Anchorage, AK
Dear Big Brain: Why do dogs bark?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN believes dogs bark because they have something they want to say and have a strong internal need to express themselves. Or, it might be, because they can. The BIG BRAIN isn't sure. Live long and prosper.

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Question From F. R. Dallas TX
Dear BIG BRAIN: Why is the earth round?
Answer: That is a very good question. The BIG BRAIN believes the earth is round because things spin better when they are round. Have a nice day!

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Question From K. F. Los Angeles CA
Dear Mr. Big Brain: Why can’t Cats fly?
Answer: This is possibly the most inane question The BIG BRAIN has ever heard. Never write The BIG BRAIN again.

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Question from S.R. Tampa FL
Dear Big Brain: What causes Hurricanes?
Answer: I'm glad you asked, hurricanes are caused when a lot of wind and rain get together and twirl around for awhile and churn up a big mess. The BIG BRAIN is not sure exactly sure why this happens but apparently it does so there's your answer. Thanks for your support.

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Question from L.D. Miami FL
Dear Big Brain: What is the square root of 1,255?
Answer: That is an intriguing question. The BIG BRAIN will will get back to you with an answer at a later time. Have a nice day.

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Question from M. D. Calgary CA
Dear Mr Know it all: I don't think you know anything. I think you make all this stuff up.
Answer: The BIG BRAIN will ignore this statement completely. Never question The BIG BRAINS knowledge. The BIG BRAINS wealth of knowledge is vast and beyond measure. So there....