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Question from D. S. Seattle, WA
Dear Big Brain: Why am I here?
Answer: The Big Brain is glad you asked, actually, that depends on where you really are, unless of course, you don't mean it in the literal sense. The Big Brain however believes he knows what you mean. You mean what is my purpose. Is this all there is, this seemingly meaningless existence can't be it. This useless day after day after day of wasted time, wasted energy, and ultimately, a wasted life. Is that what you mean? Well, the Big Brain has some good news. There is a reason you're here and that reason is to fulfill your destiny. Well then, what is my destiny you say. It can be summed up in two simple phrases. Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength and love thy neighbour as thyself. You do have to begin however, and that step has to be taken by you. I sincerely hope that you do. If you don't know where to start look here.

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Question from T. M. Austin, TX
Dear Big Brain: Where does milk come from?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN often wonders why people ask such obvious questions. Consequently, the BIG BRAIN shall refrain from sarcasm and simply answer the question. Milk comes from the store. Thanks and never write The BIG BRAIN again.

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Question from R. L. Boston, MA
Dear Big Brain: I just saw an advertisement for Raincoats. Why would rain need a coat?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN is sometimes amazed at these questions. Rain would need a coat for the same reason we would need a coat. To keep from getting wet.  Is it me...tell me it's me. Thanks for your support.