Question from R. L. Boston, MA
Dear Big Brain: I just saw an advertisement for Raincoats. Why would rain need a coat?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN is sometimes amazed at these questions. Rain would need a coat for the same reason we would need a coat. To keep from getting wet. Is it me...tell me it's me. Thanks for your support.
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Monday, December 20, 2010
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Question from B. N. Los Angeles, CA
Dear Big Brain: Why is it that a lemon is yellow but an orange is orange?
Answer: I'm glad you asked. The BIG BRAIN believes there are some mysteries in the universe that are best left unanswered and this is one of them. Thanks for your support.
Dear Big Brain: Why is it that a lemon is yellow but an orange is orange?
Answer: I'm glad you asked. The BIG BRAIN believes there are some mysteries in the universe that are best left unanswered and this is one of them. Thanks for your support.
Sunday, October 24, 2010
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Question from J.H. Chicago IL
Dear Big Brain: Where does ones "personality" come from?
Answer: That's a very good question. The BIG BRAIN was actually born without a personality. Yes, hard to believe, but true. As a youth The BIG BRAIN wondered why all the other kids had personalities and he did not. It was a type of birth defect, his mother would often tell him. Anyway, The BIG BRAIN was determined to find a way to get one. So at age 12, The BIG BRAIN got a paper route and began to save his money. After 14 years, at the age of 26, The BIG BRAIN finally saved up enough money to buy a personality and that is the personality you see here today. Some would say he did not save enough, but that's another story. Anyway, to answer your question, some people are born with a personality and some buy them from a store. Ironic isn't it.
Dear Big Brain: Where does ones "personality" come from?
Answer: That's a very good question. The BIG BRAIN was actually born without a personality. Yes, hard to believe, but true. As a youth The BIG BRAIN wondered why all the other kids had personalities and he did not. It was a type of birth defect, his mother would often tell him. Anyway, The BIG BRAIN was determined to find a way to get one. So at age 12, The BIG BRAIN got a paper route and began to save his money. After 14 years, at the age of 26, The BIG BRAIN finally saved up enough money to buy a personality and that is the personality you see here today. Some would say he did not save enough, but that's another story. Anyway, to answer your question, some people are born with a personality and some buy them from a store. Ironic isn't it.
Saturday, September 18, 2010
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Question from G. K. Oxford, Ms
Dear Mr Big Brain: What are clouds made of?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN is glad you asked. Clouds seem to be made of some type of puffy white and gray material that somehow sticks together. The BIG BRAIN believes that in some way glue must be involved. Since the clouds seem to change shape at frequent intervals The BIG BRAIN also believes that the glue isn't very good. Thanks for asking and have a nice day.
Dear Mr Big Brain: What are clouds made of?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN is glad you asked. Clouds seem to be made of some type of puffy white and gray material that somehow sticks together. The BIG BRAIN believes that in some way glue must be involved. Since the clouds seem to change shape at frequent intervals The BIG BRAIN also believes that the glue isn't very good. Thanks for asking and have a nice day.
Thursday, October 8, 2009
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Question from L. K. Kingsland, NJ
Dear Big Brain: Does The Big Brain ever get sick?
Answer: Good question. The BIG BRAIN doesn't really get sick however sometimes his brain does throb due to its enormous size. This generally makes The BIG BRAIN hungry which leads to a snack which generally solves the problem. Thanks and have a nice day
Dear Big Brain: Does The Big Brain ever get sick?
Answer: Good question. The BIG BRAIN doesn't really get sick however sometimes his brain does throb due to its enormous size. This generally makes The BIG BRAIN hungry which leads to a snack which generally solves the problem. Thanks and have a nice day
Sunday, February 1, 2009
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Question from H. R. New York, NY
Dear Big Brain: Why is Pluto no longer a planet?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN is confused, Pluto is a dog and has never been a planet. Never write the The BIG BRAIN again.
Dear Big Brain: Why is Pluto no longer a planet?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN is confused, Pluto is a dog and has never been a planet. Never write the The BIG BRAIN again.
Friday, January 9, 2009
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Question from K. H. Tuscon, AZ
Dear Big Brain: Why is ice cold?
Answer: Ice is cold because it's frozen. This is not rocket science people. The BIG BRAIN needs a cookie. Thanks and have a nice day.
Dear Big Brain: Why is ice cold?
Answer: Ice is cold because it's frozen. This is not rocket science people. The BIG BRAIN needs a cookie. Thanks and have a nice day.
Thursday, January 1, 2009
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Question from K. G. Fresno, CA
Dear Big Brain: What is dirt made of and where does it come from?
Answer: I'm glad you asked. Dirt seems to be made of some brown material of unknown origin. As to where it it comes from, that's easy, its always been here. Thanks and have a nice day.
Dear Big Brain: What is dirt made of and where does it come from?
Answer: I'm glad you asked. Dirt seems to be made of some brown material of unknown origin. As to where it it comes from, that's easy, its always been here. Thanks and have a nice day.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
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Question from A. M. Fresno, CA
Dear Big Brain: Why are all snowflakes different?
Answer: That's a very good question. The BIG BRAIN believes that snowflakes are different because they come from different molds. The BIG BRAIN isn't quite sure who makes all these molds (actually he does have an inkling) but nevertheless someone does so now you have your answer. Thanks and have a nice day.
Dear Big Brain: Why are all snowflakes different?
Answer: That's a very good question. The BIG BRAIN believes that snowflakes are different because they come from different molds. The BIG BRAIN isn't quite sure who makes all these molds (actually he does have an inkling) but nevertheless someone does so now you have your answer. Thanks and have a nice day.
Saturday, December 6, 2008
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Question from H. L. Los Angeles, CA
Dear Big Brain: What are volcanoes and why do the erupt?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN believes that volcanoes are kind of like noses for the earth. Sometimes they just have to blow, but in this instance there are no tissues big enough to take care of the problem and there just ends up being a big mess. Thanks and have a nice day.
Dear Big Brain: What are volcanoes and why do the erupt?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN believes that volcanoes are kind of like noses for the earth. Sometimes they just have to blow, but in this instance there are no tissues big enough to take care of the problem and there just ends up being a big mess. Thanks and have a nice day.
Thursday, November 27, 2008
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Question from W. G. Paris, France
Dear Big Brain: How do birds know how to fly?
Answer: That's a very good question. Birds know how to fly because they take flying lessons. Shortly after they're born they take these lessons at a local community college. In addition, they seem to have wings which greatly assist in the process. Thanks and have a nice day.
Dear Big Brain: How do birds know how to fly?
Answer: That's a very good question. Birds know how to fly because they take flying lessons. Shortly after they're born they take these lessons at a local community college. In addition, they seem to have wings which greatly assist in the process. Thanks and have a nice day.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
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Question from K. A. Livingston, MO
Dear Mr.Big Brain: How did you get to be so smart?
Answer: Thanks for asking. The BIG BRAIN noticed from an early age that he was different from the other kids. He seemed to know things that others did not. He seemed to stand out from the crowd. At first, many were jealous of The BIG BRAIN but gradually he seemed to notice they embraced his knowledge. Of course not all did, as some, thought he was an idiot. But The BIG BRAIN persevered and became the enigma he is today. As to how The BIG BRAIN got to be so smart, it's very simple. He was born that way.
Dear Mr.Big Brain: How did you get to be so smart?
Answer: Thanks for asking. The BIG BRAIN noticed from an early age that he was different from the other kids. He seemed to know things that others did not. He seemed to stand out from the crowd. At first, many were jealous of The BIG BRAIN but gradually he seemed to notice they embraced his knowledge. Of course not all did, as some, thought he was an idiot. But The BIG BRAIN persevered and became the enigma he is today. As to how The BIG BRAIN got to be so smart, it's very simple. He was born that way.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
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Question from W. J. Boston, MA
Dear Big Brain: Where does rain come from and why is it wet?
Answer: Well, from The BIG BRAIN's observational research, rain seems to come from the sky. The BIG BRAIN has observed this on many occasions. The reason it's wet is because it's made of water. Thanks for your support and have a nice day.
Dear Big Brain: Where does rain come from and why is it wet?
Answer: Well, from The BIG BRAIN's observational research, rain seems to come from the sky. The BIG BRAIN has observed this on many occasions. The reason it's wet is because it's made of water. Thanks for your support and have a nice day.
Monday, November 10, 2008
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Question from H. R. Ashville, NC
Dear Big Brain: Why is it cold in Winter?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN believes it is cold in winter due to a basic lack of heat. For some unknown reason, the sun does not seem to be as hot and this causes some kind of bizarre chain reaction which results in everyone getting cold. The BIG BRAIN needs a hot bath. Have a nice day.
Dear Big Brain: Why is it cold in Winter?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN believes it is cold in winter due to a basic lack of heat. For some unknown reason, the sun does not seem to be as hot and this causes some kind of bizarre chain reaction which results in everyone getting cold. The BIG BRAIN needs a hot bath. Have a nice day.
Saturday, November 1, 2008
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Question from T. G. Washington DC
Dear Big Brain: How are fish able to breath under water?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN believes that fish actually can't breath under water and that they are just very good at holding their breath. They also seem to be very good swimmers and are apparently waterproof. Will wonders never cease. Thanks for your support.
Dear Big Brain: How are fish able to breath under water?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN believes that fish actually can't breath under water and that they are just very good at holding their breath. They also seem to be very good swimmers and are apparently waterproof. Will wonders never cease. Thanks for your support.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
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Question from H. P. Tuscon, AZ
Dear Mr Big Brain: Why is money important and how can I get more of it?
Answer: That's actually a very good question. Money is apparently important because when you use it people give you things in return for it. The BIG BRAIN isn't quite sure why people would give you things for pieces of paper but apparently they do so you might as well go with it. As to how to get more of it...I guess...have something to give people that they want and they will give you more money . The BIG BRAIN is confused by this entire scenario and needs a sandwich. Thanks and have a nice day.
Dear Mr Big Brain: Why is money important and how can I get more of it?
Answer: That's actually a very good question. Money is apparently important because when you use it people give you things in return for it. The BIG BRAIN isn't quite sure why people would give you things for pieces of paper but apparently they do so you might as well go with it. As to how to get more of it...I guess...have something to give people that they want and they will give you more money . The BIG BRAIN is confused by this entire scenario and needs a sandwich. Thanks and have a nice day.
Sunday, October 19, 2008
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Question from R. F. Kingman, AZ
Dear Mr Big Brain: Should I refinance my home mortgage? I put zero down with an adjustable rate on a house I couldn't really afford.
Answer: The BIG BRAIN thinks you should hold off on refinancing your mortgage at this time. The BIG BRAIN believes if you wait long enough, the government will probably buy your home for a premium and give you a monthly allowance just to stay put. Ignorance pays in some situations. Live long and prosper.
Dear Mr Big Brain: Should I refinance my home mortgage? I put zero down with an adjustable rate on a house I couldn't really afford.
Answer: The BIG BRAIN thinks you should hold off on refinancing your mortgage at this time. The BIG BRAIN believes if you wait long enough, the government will probably buy your home for a premium and give you a monthly allowance just to stay put. Ignorance pays in some situations. Live long and prosper.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
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Question from D. G. Sydney, AU
Dear Big Brain: How much is too much?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN believes too much is when you have a certain amount of something and you don't need any more but you continue to acquire more of this something until you have way too much of it. At that point, you have too much. Thanks for your support.
Dear Big Brain: How much is too much?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN believes too much is when you have a certain amount of something and you don't need any more but you continue to acquire more of this something until you have way too much of it. At that point, you have too much. Thanks for your support.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
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Question from K. L. Denver, CO
Dear Big Brain: Why is the sun hot?
Answer: That's a very good question. The BIG BRAIN believes the sun is hot because it is on fire. Being on fire generally makes things hot and the sun would be no exception. Thanks and have a nice day.
Dear Big Brain: Why is the sun hot?
Answer: That's a very good question. The BIG BRAIN believes the sun is hot because it is on fire. Being on fire generally makes things hot and the sun would be no exception. Thanks and have a nice day.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
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Question from D. G. Anchorage, AK
Dear Big Brain: Why do dogs bark?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN believes dogs bark because they have something they want to say and have a strong internal need to express themselves. Or, it might be, because they can. The BIG BRAIN isn't sure. Live long and prosper.
Dear Big Brain: Why do dogs bark?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN believes dogs bark because they have something they want to say and have a strong internal need to express themselves. Or, it might be, because they can. The BIG BRAIN isn't sure. Live long and prosper.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
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Question From F. R. Dallas TX
Dear BIG BRAIN: Why is the earth round?
Answer: That is a very good question. The BIG BRAIN believes the earth is round because things spin better when they are round. Have a nice day!
Dear BIG BRAIN: Why is the earth round?
Answer: That is a very good question. The BIG BRAIN believes the earth is round because things spin better when they are round. Have a nice day!
Sunday, September 14, 2008
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Question From K. F. Los Angeles CA
Dear Mr. Big Brain: Why can’t Cats fly?
Answer: This is possibly the most inane question The BIG BRAIN has ever heard. Never write The BIG BRAIN again.
Dear Mr. Big Brain: Why can’t Cats fly?
Answer: This is possibly the most inane question The BIG BRAIN has ever heard. Never write The BIG BRAIN again.
Saturday, September 13, 2008
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Question from S.R. Tampa FL
Dear Big Brain: What causes Hurricanes?
Answer: I'm glad you asked, hurricanes are caused when a lot of wind and rain get together and twirl around for awhile and churn up a big mess. The BIG BRAIN is not sure exactly sure why this happens but apparently it does so there's your answer. Thanks for your support.
Dear Big Brain: What causes Hurricanes?
Answer: I'm glad you asked, hurricanes are caused when a lot of wind and rain get together and twirl around for awhile and churn up a big mess. The BIG BRAIN is not sure exactly sure why this happens but apparently it does so there's your answer. Thanks for your support.
Saturday, September 6, 2008
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Question from L.D. Miami FL
Dear Big Brain: What is the square root of 1,255?
Answer: That is an intriguing question. The BIG BRAIN will will get back to you with an answer at a later time. Have a nice day.
Dear Big Brain: What is the square root of 1,255?
Answer: That is an intriguing question. The BIG BRAIN will will get back to you with an answer at a later time. Have a nice day.
Monday, September 1, 2008
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Question from M. D. Calgary CA
Dear Mr Know it all: I don't think you know anything. I think you make all this stuff up.
Answer: The BIG BRAIN will ignore this statement completely. Never question The BIG BRAINS knowledge. The BIG BRAINS wealth of knowledge is vast and beyond measure. So there....
Dear Mr Know it all: I don't think you know anything. I think you make all this stuff up.
Answer: The BIG BRAIN will ignore this statement completely. Never question The BIG BRAINS knowledge. The BIG BRAINS wealth of knowledge is vast and beyond measure. So there....
Friday, August 29, 2008
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Question from T. J. Albany NY:
Dear BIG BRAIN: How many Stars are there?
Answer: There are a lot of stars. So many in fact, The BIG BRAIN chooses not put a precise number on it, but if The BIG BRAIN were asked to put a precise number on it he would say 219. Thanks for your support.
Dear BIG BRAIN: How many Stars are there?
Answer: There are a lot of stars. So many in fact, The BIG BRAIN chooses not put a precise number on it, but if The BIG BRAIN were asked to put a precise number on it he would say 219. Thanks for your support.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
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Question from R. T. Dallas TX
Dear Mr. Fat Head: What makes you so smart?
Answer: I'm glad you asked. The BIG Brains wealth of knowledge is vast and beyond measure. Asking what makes The BIG BRAIN intelligent is like asking why the sky is blue. It just IS. By the way, don't ask The BIG BRAIN why the sky is blue. The BIG BRAIN obviously knows why but chooses not to answer at this time. Have a nice day.
Dear Mr. Fat Head: What makes you so smart?
Answer: I'm glad you asked. The BIG Brains wealth of knowledge is vast and beyond measure. Asking what makes The BIG BRAIN intelligent is like asking why the sky is blue. It just IS. By the way, don't ask The BIG BRAIN why the sky is blue. The BIG BRAIN obviously knows why but chooses not to answer at this time. Have a nice day.
Sunday, August 10, 2008
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Question from B. L. Austin TX
Dear Big Brain: Speaking of Sky, just how big is the sky?
Answer: I'm glad you asked, the sky is very big, so big, in fact, that The BIG BRAIN again chooses not to answer as to not confuse people with the detail required in giving such a complex answer. Thanks.
Dear Big Brain: Speaking of Sky, just how big is the sky?
Answer: I'm glad you asked, the sky is very big, so big, in fact, that The BIG BRAIN again chooses not to answer as to not confuse people with the detail required in giving such a complex answer. Thanks.
Monday, July 28, 2008
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Question from K. T. Arlington VA
Dear Big Brain: What is your favorite color?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN generally does not like to choose favorites but if forced to choose a favorite color he would have to say plaid. Thanks for your attention.
Dear Big Brain: What is your favorite color?
Answer: The BIG BRAIN generally does not like to choose favorites but if forced to choose a favorite color he would have to say plaid. Thanks for your attention.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Top Ten Brain Answers
And now, what you’ve all been waiting for. THE BIG BRAIN will begin to answer your questions. Settle down, take a deep breath and begin to embrace the knowledge of THE BIG BRAIN. You may be a little overwhelmed at first. That’s natural. But rest assured, THE BIG BRAIN will always be here for you.
QUESTION FROM R. H. Albany NY
Dear BIG BRAIN: Is your head extra large due to the enormity of your brain? Answer: I’m glad you asked. THE BIG BRAIN’S head is of average size but his brain cells are abnormally large and tightly packed. This sometimes causes THE BIG BRAIN’S head to throb, however THE BIG BRAIN puts up with this for the good of humanity.
QUESTION FROM T. M. Dallas TX
Dear Big Brain: You are the smartest and most bestest man in the whole world. You are my idal. I want to be just like you. Would it be possible that one day we could meet? Answer: THE BIG BRAIN is stunned. Never write THE BIG BRAIN again.
QUESTION FROM D. S. Oakland TN
Dear Mr. Head: If a train leaves NYC for Chicago going 60 MPH and another train leaves Chicago going to NYC at 40 MPH and they are 700 miles apart how many miles from NY would they pass each other? Answer: THE BIG BRAIN chooses not to answer at this time. Do not think it is because THE BIG BRAIN does not know the answer. He does. It's just that he feels some questions are best left unanswered. THE BIG BRAIN’S head is throbbing again.
QUESTION FROM V. C. Oakland CA
Dear BIG BRAIN: How many miles is the earth from the sun. Answer: 72
QUESTION FROM N. M. PARIS FRANCE
Dear Head: Why does THE BIG BRAIN always answer questions in the 3rd person? Answer: THE BIG BRAIN does this as to not sound conceited. THE BIG BRAIN is always thinking of others.
QUESTION FROM J.P. MEMPHIS TN
Dear Mr. BIG BRAIN: Are your other body parts in proportion to the size of your Big Brain? Answer: Yes.
QUESTION FROM M.W. Portland OR
Dear Mr. FAT HEAD: My dad is way smarter than you. What do you think about that? Answer: Oh Yea. He is not.
QUESTION FROM S. J. ATLANTA GA
Dear Mr. Brain: I just love intelligent men. Are you married? Answer: THE BIG BRAIN is currently attached to Mrs. BIG BRAIN and can’t get unloosed.
QUESTION FROM D .R. KNOXVILLE TN
Dear Mr. BIG BRAIN: Why does E=MC Squared? Answer: It doesn’t, Einstein was wrong.
QUESTION FROM M. B. BOSTON MA
Dear HEAD: How many angels can fit on the head of a pin? Answer: 2
QUESTION FROM J. B. CLEVELAND OH
Dear Big Brain: Is it possible I could ever be as smart as you? Answer: No
QUESTION FROM R. E. COLLIERVILLE TN
Dear Mr. Brain: If I went to town how many would there be? Answer: THE BIG BRAIN wonders if you could be a little more vague.
QUESTION FROM Y. B. Los Angeles CA
Dear MR. BIG BRAIN: Who do you think is smarter, men or women? Answer: THE BIG BRAIN will get back to you with the answer at a later time. Do not think for one moment that THE BIG BRAIN is afraid to answer this question.
QUESTION FROM R. H. Albany NY
Dear BIG BRAIN: Is your head extra large due to the enormity of your brain? Answer: I’m glad you asked. THE BIG BRAIN’S head is of average size but his brain cells are abnormally large and tightly packed. This sometimes causes THE BIG BRAIN’S head to throb, however THE BIG BRAIN puts up with this for the good of humanity.
QUESTION FROM T. M. Dallas TX
Dear Big Brain: You are the smartest and most bestest man in the whole world. You are my idal. I want to be just like you. Would it be possible that one day we could meet? Answer: THE BIG BRAIN is stunned. Never write THE BIG BRAIN again.
QUESTION FROM D. S. Oakland TN
Dear Mr. Head: If a train leaves NYC for Chicago going 60 MPH and another train leaves Chicago going to NYC at 40 MPH and they are 700 miles apart how many miles from NY would they pass each other? Answer: THE BIG BRAIN chooses not to answer at this time. Do not think it is because THE BIG BRAIN does not know the answer. He does. It's just that he feels some questions are best left unanswered. THE BIG BRAIN’S head is throbbing again.
QUESTION FROM V. C. Oakland CA
Dear BIG BRAIN: How many miles is the earth from the sun. Answer: 72
QUESTION FROM N. M. PARIS FRANCE
Dear Head: Why does THE BIG BRAIN always answer questions in the 3rd person? Answer: THE BIG BRAIN does this as to not sound conceited. THE BIG BRAIN is always thinking of others.
QUESTION FROM J.P. MEMPHIS TN
Dear Mr. BIG BRAIN: Are your other body parts in proportion to the size of your Big Brain? Answer: Yes.
QUESTION FROM M.W. Portland OR
Dear Mr. FAT HEAD: My dad is way smarter than you. What do you think about that? Answer: Oh Yea. He is not.
QUESTION FROM S. J. ATLANTA GA
Dear Mr. Brain: I just love intelligent men. Are you married? Answer: THE BIG BRAIN is currently attached to Mrs. BIG BRAIN and can’t get unloosed.
QUESTION FROM D .R. KNOXVILLE TN
Dear Mr. BIG BRAIN: Why does E=MC Squared? Answer: It doesn’t, Einstein was wrong.
QUESTION FROM M. B. BOSTON MA
Dear HEAD: How many angels can fit on the head of a pin? Answer: 2
QUESTION FROM J. B. CLEVELAND OH
Dear Big Brain: Is it possible I could ever be as smart as you? Answer: No
QUESTION FROM R. E. COLLIERVILLE TN
Dear Mr. Brain: If I went to town how many would there be? Answer: THE BIG BRAIN wonders if you could be a little more vague.
QUESTION FROM Y. B. Los Angeles CA
Dear MR. BIG BRAIN: Who do you think is smarter, men or women? Answer: THE BIG BRAIN will get back to you with the answer at a later time. Do not think for one moment that THE BIG BRAIN is afraid to answer this question.
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